Dreaming in Iambic Pentameter

October 31, 2006

The Horror, the Horror

Filed under: Family Stuff — Anna M Evans @ 4:10 pm

I am currently listening to the next door neighbor’s eldest son (10) talking to my eldest daughter (9) in a way that would need to be defined as the precursor of flirting. Aargh!

Actually that’s not what I was intending to talk about. And she’s only demonstrating that she’s her mother’s daughter, anyway. I was planning to talk about Halloween.

I just got back from Becky’s class party, (I’m a Room Mom,) where we stoked the kids up with sugar in preparation for tonight (I’d baked cookies), built haunted houses from little foam kits and applied cutesified horror figure tattoos to their forearms. In two hours I have to be ready to give out candy. Beck is trick or treating with friends sans adult supervision for the first time ever tonight. Lornie is going out with Rachel and Jacob. Everyone is coming back here afterwards for Bloody Marys.

It’s reached 70o here in NJ, which means it should be a bumper candy night. I stopped by CVS and picked up some extra on the way back from the gym just in case.

It’s not my favorite holiday. In fact I’m not sure I have a favorite holiday. I don’t mean to be curmudgeonly, but holidays to me are typically occasions when I need to work harder doing mindless tasks to gratify others. I like Mondays during the regular work week, when I can see everyone out of the house, close the door and get on with my real work, which is poetry.

Don’t get me wrong: I like to think I suffer holidays with reasonably good grace, and the kids look cute in their costumes. It’s rewarding to make people happy.

But it is frustrating to think how much of my time I spend these ways: shopping for and cooking holiday meals and goodies, shopping for and wrapping gifts, preparing crafts, cleaning the house before people come over.

I guess my problem is I’m not an All-American Suburban Housewife at heart. I’m just dressed up as one.

 

October 28, 2006

Quick Update on Issue 4

Filed under: Poetry — Anna M Evans @ 5:08 pm

Being between MFA packets I have spent all day working on Issue #4 of the Barefoot Muse, which is coming together beautifully. My only gripe is that once again my male contributors outnumber my female contributors by two to one. Come on, ladies! I don’t for a second believe we are inferior at formal or metrical verse, although I do believe we are more modest with our submissions and have perhaps more competing demands on our time. If I can spend eight hours writing html you can copy a bunch of poems into an email and send it to me. You’ve got until November 20th. Get cracking!

October 24, 2006

There’s a Hole in My……Heart?

Filed under: In Corpore Sano, Poetry — Anna M Evans @ 9:20 pm

As medical procedures go, my Trans Esophageal Echo wasn’t actually that bad. The whole thing took only around two and half hours (including a good twenty minutes trying to fix an IV in my terribly aristocratic veins) and I had the undivided attention of a very cute young doctor and a male nurse. Of course, I did have to suck on a sponge ‘lollipop’ slathered in a numbing goo, which tasted of long dead sea creatures, and then swallow a sensor-tipped tube, but hey, I was away with the fairies by that point.

Here’s the thing though: this test was positive. Apparently I have a Patent Foramen Ovale (PFO), which is the technical term for a particular kind of hole in the heart. PFOs are amazingly common–one in four adults has one, apparently–and in most people they cause no problems. However, about 50% of cases of TIA in ‘young’ people can be linked to the presence of a PFO. Are you following me so far?

The theory is, (Skip this if your eyes are beginning to glaze over,) that tiny clots naturally form in the side of the heart that pumps blood to the lungs, and this is not usually dangerous because they disperse at the lungs. A PFO is a hole between the left and right sides of the heart, which allows such a clot to pass into the side of the heart that pumps blood to the brain. Clot reaches brain; tea mug hits floor; Anna speaks gibberish for ten minutes.

So the good news is that the aspirin I have been taking daily since my TIA should have already noticeably reduced the risk of this happening again. I also have the option of undergoing a fairly new procedure to close the hole without open heart surgery. The technique involves inserting a tiny–hmm, I don’t know the technical term; I’ll call it a ‘thingie’–into an artery at the groin and guiding it into the heart by X-ray whereby it seals the hole.

Decisions, decisions.

In other news, Mezzo Cammin have now chosen two more of my poems to add to the two they had already picked for their December issue. The additional poems will be “Dreaming of Robert Lowell” and “Three for Hope.” Literary Mama have also taken “she would rather change her bones” (a personal favorite of mine) for their December issue.

I’ve nearly finished my October packet and I feel…

Well, let’s just say I feel.

October 13, 2006

Retournons à nos toucans…

Filed under: Poetry — Anna M Evans @ 7:16 am

Now that I have put the children on the school bus, I’d like to return to the issues I was considering when real life intervened, which of course is nevertheless part of the answer.

Firstly let me clarify that I am using the word ‘fey’ in the sense of ‘elfin, otherworldly, whimsical’ as defined by my concise OED. Note that this does not mean that a fey poem is necessarily a bad one. Isn’t “The Lady of Shalott” a fine example of a fey poem? How about Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven?” Of course both these poems date from less enlightened times which were necessarily feyer than today. So I suppose if feyness could be equated in some way with a contemporary badness it would be in terms of irrelevance, and occasionally (in the case of EB’s “Giant Snail”)a rather cloying cutesiness.

Now I believed I was implying, because the entire paragraph was about women poets, that childless female poets were prone to it. I can’t see a reason why childless male poets would be any feyer than those with children. This is of course because the day to day business of childrearing is still, with commendable exceptions, predominantly in the hands of women. As I have mentioned before in these pages, Caitlin Thomas traveled coach with their three kids while Dylan had a first class carriage. He also had a shed to write in where the children were not permitted to disturb him. I think we can safely say he was insulated from his children somewhat.

Any issue that suggests physiological gender divisions today is alas bordering on the politically incorrect. This will not stop me saying that I think there is sufficient evidence to demonstrate that the majority of women are hard-wired to nurture. This is why our biological clocks begin ticking at around thirty: our bodies are screaming to become pregnant, whether we wish to or no. We brood over babies in supermarkets and on television. Eventually most of us succumb, and if our bodies prove unco-operative, we undergo the agonies of fertility treatment and/or adopt. Of course some men also feel these pangs, but if we loaded the scale on this one I think it would tip down on the female side.

What happens if this desire is then thwarted? Well, Elizabeth Bishop acquired a toucan which, I am assured, she loved like a child. I find this statement is evidence for, rather than against, a certain feyness.

I have no doubt EB loved her toucan like a child. The toucan, on the other hand, loved her back like a toucan. It did not sit sobbing in her lap while she was trying to write, wailing that it had broken another toucan’s beak and was going to be arrested. She did not need to spend half an hour on the phone talking to the toucan’s head coach about responsibilities and teaching methods. If the toucan had distracted her she could have shut it in its cage and/or left the house. The toucan did not suggest to her that it would be less likely to have nightmares if it slept in her bed that night. Do we see where I am going with this?

I would also like to point out that being the primary caregiver for two children has in most ways an strongly negative impact on the writing life. They reduce the time I have to write and affect my concentration. I cannot attend all the poetry events I am invited to because I won’t have them babysat more than a few times each week, and because I can’t always get babysitters when I need them. Under these circumstances it seems churlish not to allow me a token advantage in perhaps one tiny area of writing, when compared to women who have never had that responsibility.

My children ground me. They are messy, earthy, irresponsible little darlings who require constant attention. I am beholden to them even in their absence: their favorite clothes are expected to be clean, the fridge and pantry stocked with the foods they like, purchases made for their science projects and halloween fun. Oh yes, their expectations of me are ludicrously high, although they love me back only carelessly. Both mine have told me, in fits of pique, that they hate me. My eldest, as a baby, threw up (no I don’t mean spit up–she had stomach issues) on me regularly. Yesterday, my youngest chose bedtime as a time to ask me ‘how a mommy’s tummy knew it was going to have a boy or a girl?’ At 9.45 pm I was telling her about sperm (which she rather fetchingly repeated as ’squirm’) and eggs and XY chromosomes.

Hence I do not need to anthropomorphosize my dog, who is a wonderful, patient golden retriever. I am grateful that she loves me like a dog and that I can love her back as one too. She is asleep by the front door as I write this. She is not asking me for juice, or if she can play with the dog next door, or if I could explain how God can exist if we can’t actually see him, and is he Santa?

Consequently I have been able to write this, which is perhaps not very scientific, but hopefully gets my point across.

And now I am going to read some more Thomas Mann. 

October 12, 2006

The Character of a Writer

Filed under: Family Stuff, Poetry — Anna M Evans @ 8:22 pm

Today I began reading a small collection of the short stories of Thomas Mann, which includes “Death in Venice.” I am struck, as many have been, not only by the compelling nature of his work, but also by the excellence of his translator, H.T. Lowe-Porter. At one point in “Tonio Kroger,” Ms. Lowe-Porter renders a passage, presumably written in German altered to demonstrate a drunken nasal tone, into one in perfect English which does likewise. As an occasional translator myself I can only marvel at her skill. (Edit: I am indebted to Jared Carter for pointing out that Lowe-Porter was, in fact, female. It is perhaps a telling comment on today’s society that this is a mistake even a woman such as myself will still make without thinking.)

But while I would be happy if reading this encouraged you to go out and acquire Ms. Lowe-Porter’s translations to read yourself, that is not the purpose of these paragraphs. I am more concerned here with the subject matter of much of Mann’s work, which is the peculiar character of artistic genius, and specifically, of the literary geniuses in the two works I have thus read, the afore-mentioned “Death in Venice” and “Tonio Kroger.”

Both stories concern well-known, male writers. The plots are deceptively simple: in “Death in Venice” an older writer, Gustave Aschenbach, who has lived an ascetic life devoted to his work, gets the urge to travel and ends up in Venice, where he falls in unconsummated love with a young boy, and eventually dies during an outbreak of cholera. Tonio Kroger, on the other hand, returns to his part of the world and runs into his two boyhood crushes–one male, one female–now married to each other. In both stories, however, these bones form a skeleton which the main characters flesh out with detailed meditations on the necessities and vicissitudes of leading a literary life.

I agree with much of what Mann propounds through his spokespieces. I have often thought that it is difficult for a brilliant writer to lead a life of ordinary morality. There is also great truth in this nugget:

“Verily it is well for the world that it sees only the beauty of the completed work and not its origins nor the condition whence it sprang.”

Where I find Mann’s work insufficient for me personally is, not unsurprisingly, that it makes no mention of the challenges facing women artists, and specifically those who have also chosen an orthodox lifestyle: husband (1), kids (2), sundry pets (3).  (The female artist in “Tonio Kruger,” Lisabeta, is clearly a Bohemian single.)

This is an issue foremost in my mind at this time because of discussions I am having with my current professor at Bennington, a sensitive, articulate poet I admire, and a critic of fine insights. I irritated him in my last letter by stating, in an admitted exaggeration, that female poets who don’t have children tend toward a certain feyness in the poems of their later years. I cited Elizabeth Bishop as an example. Bear in mind that I adore much of EB’s work. Her villanelle “One Art” makes my top ten poems of all time, for example. (The poem I was thinking of specifically as fey was the cycle titled “Rainy Season; Sub-Tropics.”)

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I had a paragraph written in my head which discussed these questions in depth. However, I am going to answer them instead with a description of my last half an hour, and hope that serves for the time being. I will try to return to this at some point. I also hope it gives some indication as to why I would like to read a story featuring a fictional well known, female poet with children, and hear her meditations on the writing life. I wonder if Ms. Lowe-Porter had children?

My nine year old, Becky just got back from gymnastics and promptly burst into tears. When I tried to find out what was wrong I got this garbled story about how her team mate Ashley had a broken nose, and how it was all Becky’s fault. As I wasn’t getting much sense from her I called the gym and spoke to the head coach. It turns out that a couple of weeks ago Becky was messing about (as she has a tendency to do) and did a cartwheel when she shouldn’t have. Her foot hit Ashley’s nose. No one thought anything of it at the time but Ashley didn’t come back to practice for two weeks. She finally returned today with a nose guard and apparently has had surgery in the intervening period. The head coach took Becky aside today and told her she had caused it, primarily as a measure to try and get her to be better behaved at practice. She said she had meant to inform me but had been unable to before Becky came home. We have arranged to have a sit down on Saturday and talk it all over. Meanwhile Becky was in hysterics about the fact that she was about to be arrested, and was an evil child. I sat down with her and had a long chat about evil versus carelessness, covering murder, reckless driving and the Jamie Bulger case from ten years or so back. I managed to calm her down and she is now getting ready for bed.

Not surprisingly, I am now in no shape to meditate on the esoterics of art, and am incapable of writing a fey poem about a giant snail.

 

October 10, 2006

We Now Return You to Your Long Awaited Poetry Blog

Filed under: Poetry — Anna M Evans @ 2:01 pm

Last night was an important milestone for me in my ambitious endeavor to become (I’ll admit it) a teacher of formal poetry. I was invited by a group called Poetry in the Round to give a talk on metrical poetry.

I began the half an hour session, somewhat hairily, by reciting two metrical poems I have known by heart since the age of sixteen: Rupert Brooke’s “The Soldier” and Wilfred Owen’s “Dulce Et Decorum Est.” That went fine; I did miss out a phrase from the latter (”obscene as cancer”) but I don’t think anyone could tell. Oh, and my bra strap fell down my left shoulder and I gave most of the talk with it exposed. Ho hum. If anyone noticed, they didn’t appear to mind.

I went on to skim through the typical stress patterns in the English language, iambic pentameter, the sonnet, rhyming difficulties and blank verse, the villanelle, the pantoum and the triolet, with examples by famous poets and of course by me! I finished with my free verse satire on the Quarrel between the Metricists and the Free Versers, “Archetype” and an exhortation to find merit in all kinds of poetry.

It all went down quite well. After the Open Reading I found myself besieged by people wanting Barefoot Muse submission guidelines, copies of my chapbook and generally to shake my hand. I felt like BJ Ward! I have to do it all again next June for the Carriage House Poetry Reading Series in Fanwood, and between now and then I should be running at least one workshop on formal/metrical poetry.

This quite made up for the fact that Measure sent me a rejection notice. I think that particular batch of poems was too girly for them! I promptly sent Measure a new batch and re-routed the original poems to Mezzo Cammin instead, who are publishing two of my poems in their next issue and in search of a third.

Reminder: the deadline for the Howard Nemerov sonnet contest is approaching. I mailed my 3 entries today: “Before She Was Famous”, “Sonnet on a Line from Richard Wilbur” and “The Turn.” I should really put something up in The Barefoot Muse’s news section about that.

So, business as usual. Finally, the QND’s are hosting a reading on Friday at The Daily Grind in Mount Holly, and we’re all going to dress up and read spooky poems in honor of Halloween. I’m going to be a pirate and wear my kinky thigh high black suede boots, because you know what? I realized recently life’s too short to dress up in Halloween costumes that don’t make me look cute…

October 6, 2006

Long Overdue Update About Life, the Universe & Everything

Filed under: In Corpore Sano, Poetry — Anna M Evans @ 8:19 am

I would appear to have been slacking. Well, actually that isn’t true–I have totally been keeping up with MFA work, The Barefoot Muse and being a half-decent mother. I just haven’t been updating the blog.

  1. Health: Warning. I am a scientist by training, and am fascinated by human biology. If you have no wish to accompany me on a biological tour of my body, skip to 2. right now. Okay then. I have had no further episodes of TIA. However, I believe the steps I made to reduce the risk of TIA have, paradoxically, thrown my body into chemical confusion. Men and OB-GYNs reading this, please do not under-estimate the potential effects of a woman suddenly coming off the Birth Control Pill after a long period of use. Combine this with a sudden reduction in alcohol intake and a pre-existing thyroid condition and I suspect you have a recipe for how I have been feeling these last few weeks. I am constantly tired, even though I am sleeping on average 8 hours a night–way more than I could claim pre-TIA. I have a permanent low-grade headache which occasionally develops into a full-blown migraine. I have a nasty little skin condition called Stage 1 Hidradenitis Suppurativa, which I am not going to link to because the pictures are so disgusting. Google it, if you’re that ghoulish–I haven’t got it that badly. Not surprisingly, I am fighting depression. My neurologist thinks that might be Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I think I’m just mad that I’ve made these supposed improvements to my lifestyle and I feel like crap.
  2. Future Health: I have to have a Trans-Esophagal-Echo to check out the unlikely possibility that I might have a hole in the heart. I also have to wear a freaking helmet in early November for 24 hours to monitor any unusual brain activity. Let joy be unconfined.
  3. The Dodge Poetry Festival: This was fantastic. You should really check out Rachel’s Blog for a full treatment. I’ll just make a few comments relevant to me personally. I read “Not a Sonnet” in the Open Reading, and a really nice (and cute, too) poet/teacher called Aaren Yeatts Perry asked me if he could use it as teaching material. I think this is because it kind of discusses its own form. I should really put it on my poetry website and link to it–I’ll try and do that later. [Edit: done.] Discussions I had at the festival with another press also led to the idea that my publisher Powerscore Press aka Kendall, will bring out a chapbook of my sonnets in the New Year.
  4. Other Poetry: Absinthe Literary Review finally got back to me to confirm the new issue is going ahead with three of my poems. It’s the Sex & Death issue, so I’m sure you’ll want to read the poems when they’re up, which include “The F**k You Triolet.” I’m speaking on Formal Poetry to a Marlton Poetry Group on Monday, and of course next Friday is the next QND Poetry Reading.

Look, it may not all be much, but it beats lying in hospital with a needle stuck in your arm.

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